slowcial

when you've been incredibly late to have seen popular social media postings - most likely from repostings of your friends

bruh, already seen that in my feed two weeks ago-you're slowcial

it's old news that posting yo-your straight slowcial

by el.em.in.o.p February 24, 2015

Slowcial media

Platforms that foster unhurried and meaningful connection between humans.

I'm not on social media, it gives me anxiety. I prefer slowcial media where I can take my time.

by waxhead91 July 31, 2020

Slowcala

Ocala, Florida

The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.

Seriously, I'm not joking.

Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?

by Chulalalaaaa September 10, 2012

Slowcala

Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.

Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.

by Agra March 30, 2004

slowcala

A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.

Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.

by Jenny May 16, 2004

slowcala

ocala florida.

pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.

the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.

did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.

damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?

why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.

by hellz v. May 5, 2007

Slowcala

Nickname (which should be used as the actual town name) thas describes the piece of crap town our parents love and we hate.

Kid from Slowcala: Dude, you should come down sometime.

Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?

Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....

Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......

Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami

by Sunny March 31, 2004