Slowcala

Ocala, Florida

The best hangout location is the public library, where you will find 50% of high schoolers on the weekends.

Seriously, I'm not joking.

Old man: Did you see those crazy teens putting on zombie makeup in the LIBRARY?
Crazy teen: What else do you expect us to do in Slowcala?

by Chulalalaaaa September 11, 2012

Slowcala

Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.

Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school?
Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.

by Agra March 30, 2004

Slowcala

Nickname (which should be used as the actual town name) thas describes the piece of crap town our parents love and we hate.

Kid from Slowcala: Dude, you should come down sometime.

Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?

Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....

Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......

Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami

by Sunny March 31, 2004

Slowcala

also see hoecala

a place with nothing but horses and old people ........Oh! i almost forgot bout all those hot chicks at VANGUARD HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by who??? April 16, 2004

Slowcala

Term used to define Ocala, Florida a small town in Marion county that there's next to nothing to do in in comparison to somewhere such as Gainesville however, in comparison to Orange Lake, where I live, it's a more desireable place to live.

Dude: Ocala is soooooooooo boring.
Chic: try living in Orange Lake, then tell me about boring.

by poagitha April 01, 2004

Slowcala

a boring town that no kid would ever possibly want to live in. possibly the slowest and most boring town in the world, it is full of horses and old people that can't drive.

kid:dad, why do we have to move to ocala?!?!

father:so i can raise horses and be rich!!hehehe

kid: but dad, its slocala, what are u goin to spend ur money on ther, insurance from old people hittin ur car?!?!

by zack July 28, 2004

Slowcala

1. A gay ass waste of soil on the face of the Earth.
2. A P.O.S. some old people actually call a "happening" place...haha....

" Holy crap did you see that gay ass waste of soil slowcala?"

by matt April 01, 2004