b0ner

How stupid people say boner

Stupid Kid:OMG!!!!!!11 i wuz watchin (insert porno) and i got a b0ner!!!!!111

LOLZ!!!!!!1111

by Agra April 02, 2004

Know your role

Get back in line; stop acting outside of who you really are

Know your role and give me head, hoe!

by Agra April 01, 2004

Sleezy

Cheap, half-hearted.
Can also be applied to people

Random Girl 1: So how was your date last night?
Random Girl 2: Terrible, Ramon is a sleezy dirtbag, he tried to get me laid on the first date and he smells like cheap cologne and fried chicken. What a pendejo!

by Agra April 01, 2004

Can't whoop me

Something you say to regain your manhood after it is taken away

Delonte: Yo Jamz, what the hell were you doing in the women's panty section of Wal-Mart yesterday?
Jamal: Can't whoop me!

by Agra April 01, 2004

Nita

Some girl at my school

Random Kid: Hey there goes Nita.

by Agra March 30, 2004

Lingerie Bowl

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

by Agra April 02, 2004

Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

by Agra April 01, 2004