sloptarts

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

by JNizz November 26, 2010

Sloptapus

n. An individual who, while under the influence of alcohol, becomes so overly sloppy that it would seem like he or she had eight arms to knock shit over with.

Kevin: Jesus, that girl just knocked over the pong table, threw her drink, and broke the back door window!

Colin: Dude sloptapus

by ROONSKER May 6, 2011

sloptart

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

Slopnart

When your party gets so close to a TPK that the DM decides to give players control over other NPCs

Olin: Oh Shillelagh, we're all gonna die!
Desmond: Don't worry, there's only like 8 kobolds.
DM: I don't want to do this anymore, can one of you run Slopnart?
Everyone: You just got slopnarted

by Olin-the-Dwarf August 24, 2019

slowtart

a slowtart is a kind of person who managed to surpass a whole new level of retarded.

Cameron: damn alyssa is such a fucking slowtart

Zoe: IKR! She’s so dumb

by slowtart December 6, 2020

sloptardism

A person typically male who proclaims to subscribe to the sloppy mechanics mentality but use half-witted terms such as "send it" and "hit it with your purse". Even worse is that they like to use made up names for objects that already have perfectly usable names such as "turbo charger", these names include "China Choo Choo Boi" and "Spooly Boi". When gathered in large numbers an inexplicable number of bad "4L60E" and "80's Shit Box" memes are created in an effort to impress each other and prove they are worth of being an alpha sloptard.

Excuse him, he suffers from a bad case of sloptardism.

by _mlp_ January 10, 2019

sloptart

drunk slut.

its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink

after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.

by kurtski.. June 11, 2006