sloptarts

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine
Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!
by JNizz November 24, 2010
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sloptart

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded
At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.
by Drew Tipsy September 03, 2007
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sloptart

drunk slut.

its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink

after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.
by kurtski.. June 02, 2006
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Sloptart

a drunk slutty girl acting extremely retarted
Sofia Banderas is such a sloptart, all she wants is attention
by holapotojuju May 15, 2011
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sloptart

Someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.
Jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually passes out early.
by LOFPFDNDJ May 13, 2006
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Sloptart

An underage female who consumes excessive amounts of alcohol on most days of the week with no regard to school, friends, or family.

Chronic drunkenness is a key factor along with, but not limited to, losing car keys in dangerous areas, out of control slutty behavior, laying in the middle of the street, and being picked up by police.
It is also indicative of a "sloptart" to falsely accuse herself of being hammered drunk in order to have intercourse with a total stranger. This not only makes her feel better about herself, but tricks others into thinking she is making a drunken mistake.

Feel free to add adjectives in front of "sloptart" to better personalize the term.
Danielle is laying in the street again after screwing that random guy.... What a sloptart...

"Hey bro! I was thinking of hooking up with this chick. What you think?"

- "Nah man, she is a dirty sloptart."
by Marley Beck October 27, 2011
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sloptart

A word simply defined by how closely it describes the pop-star Ke$ha
Sloptart 1: So, what are we gonna do tonight?

Sloptart 2: Well, let's see- WWKD?
by MUTTONBUSTER October 24, 2011
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