Slopnart

When your party gets so close to a TPK that the DM decides to give players control over other NPCs

Olin: Oh Shillelagh, we're all gonna die!
Desmond: Don't worry, there's only like 8 kobolds.
DM: I don't want to do this anymore, can one of you run Slopnart?
Everyone: You just got slopnarted

by Olin-the-Dwarf August 24, 2019

sloptart

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

sloptart

drunk slut.

its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink

after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.

by kurtski.. June 11, 2006

Sloptart

a drunk slutty girl acting extremely retarted

Sofia Banderas is such a sloptart, all she wants is attention

by holapotojuju June 9, 2011

sloptarts

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

by JNizz November 26, 2010

sloptart

Someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.

Jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually passes out early.

by LOFPFDNDJ May 20, 2006

Sloptart

An underage female who consumes excessive amounts of alcohol on most days of the week with no regard to school, friends, or family.

Chronic drunkenness is a key factor along with, but not limited to, losing car keys in dangerous areas, out of control slutty behavior, laying in the middle of the street, and being picked up by police.
It is also indicative of a "sloptart" to falsely accuse herself of being hammered drunk in order to have intercourse with a total stranger. This not only makes her feel better about herself, but tricks others into thinking she is making a drunken mistake.

Feel free to add adjectives in front of "sloptart" to better personalize the term.

Danielle is laying in the street again after screwing that random guy.... What a sloptart...

"Hey bro! I was thinking of hooking up with this chick. What you think?"

- "Nah man, she is a dirty sloptart."

by Marley Beck October 26, 2011