Slopnart

When your party gets so close to a TPK that the DM decides to give players control over other NPCs
Olin: Oh Shillelagh, we're all gonna die!
Desmond: Don't worry, there's only like 8 kobolds.
DM: I don't want to do this anymore, can one of you run Slopnart?
Everyone: You just got slopnarted
by Olin-the-Dwarf August 25, 2019
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