slowtart

a slowtart is a kind of person who managed to surpass a whole new level of retarded.

Cameron: damn alyssa is such a fucking slowtart

Zoe: IKR! She’s so dumb

by slowtart December 6, 2020

sloptart

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

Slowtard

Someone who is slow and retarded.

That guy Gregg is a fucking Slowtard.

by Thimble October 20, 2003

Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower

Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!

by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021

slowgart

v. To slow down a marijuana rotation by not taking the joint/bowl, etc. when someone attempts to pass it to you. Similar to a bogart but not the same thing.
OR
n. A person who does this

Alternate spelling: Slogart

Don't slowgart the joint. Put down your beer and take it before it burns my fingers!

by Vesus December 7, 2009

Slowfarter

Pronounced Slow-fahtah

A person acting in a foolish manner and makes stupid decisions.

That SLOWFARTER just tried to cut me off when I was goin' 65!

by S'Cedes June 24, 2010

sloptart

drunk slut.

its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink

after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.

by kurtski.. June 11, 2006