Sloptapus

n. An individual who, while under the influence of alcohol, becomes so overly sloppy that it would seem like he or she had eight arms to knock shit over with.

Kevin: Jesus, that girl just knocked over the pong table, threw her drink, and broke the back door window!

Colin: Dude sloptapus

Sloptapus by ROONSKER May 6, 2011

septapus 

A severe STD in the vagina that is a hybrid of syphilis and chlamydia

Sheniquia fucked a homeless man and now she has septapus.

septapus by malice91 April 4, 2015

septapus 

1. A septic tank smelling pussy.
2. A seven-legged octopus.

1. Allison has a septapus
2. Allison has a septapus.

septapus by allisonandkristen November 29, 2009

Sloptimus Prime 

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

Sloptimus Prime by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

sloptarts 

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

sloptarts by JNizz November 26, 2010

Slobbapuss

Slobbapuss stands for a drooling dog or a dog breed that just essentially drools a lot.

That dog is a slobbapuss! Its drooling everywhere!

Slobbapuss by jesuschristeverythingistaken May 22, 2022

Septapuss 

Someone with 7 testicles.

I have never heard anyone use the word septapuss outside of "Home Movies."

Septapuss by chezbergrur November 18, 2009