acronym of a shopaholic and plus a retard, but we use "tart" instead of "tard" to make it sound as good as "egg-tarts"
it also describe bimbos who knew nothing besides shopping at the malls and has a brain as flat as an egg-tart.
it also describe bimbos who knew nothing besides shopping at the malls and has a brain as flat as an egg-tart.
Chris: Man she looks happy shopping here all the time!
Joe: That's because she's a shoptart, she will be broke and lonely once her boyfriend cut her off!
Joe: That's because she's a shoptart, she will be broke and lonely once her boyfriend cut her off!
by wayx3 June 21, 2010
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Get the sloptart mug.Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.
Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.
A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."
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Get the Sloptart mug.the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine
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