shoptart 

acronym of a shopaholic and plus a retard, but we use "tart" instead of "tard" to make it sound as good as "egg-tarts"

it also describe bimbos who knew nothing besides shopping at the malls and has a brain as flat as an egg-tart.

Chris: Man she looks happy shopping here all the time!
Joe: That's because she's a shoptart, she will be broke and lonely once her boyfriend cut her off!

shoptart by wayx3 June 21, 2010

sloptart 

a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded

At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

sloptart by Drew Tipsy September 11, 2007

Shoptard 

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

Shoptard by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

sloptart 

drunk slut.

its sipmle, a tart who has consumed way to much to drink

after the bar dave went home with that sloptart tracy.

sloptart by kurtski.. June 11, 2006

Sloptart 

a drunk slutty girl acting extremely retarted

Sofia Banderas is such a sloptart, all she wants is attention

Sloptart by holapotojuju June 9, 2011

sloptarts 

the act of getting extremely intoxicated to the point where "sloppy" is surpassed, making bad decisions is inevitable, and waking up not remembering anything becomes routine

Tonight we're dancing to Ke$ha and getting sloptarts!!!

sloptarts by JNizz November 26, 2010

sloptart 

Someone who is an absolute mess after consuming any amount of alcohol.

Jill is such a sloptart when she drinks; she gets with everyone and usually passes out early.

sloptart by LOFPFDNDJ May 20, 2006