Shoppiness 

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth. It is a mood that makes you feel a sudden urge to shop.

The shoppiness of my mood was overwhelming.

Shoppiness by Crazybunny10110 April 11, 2022

Sleepiness 

Often a general lack of energy, even after an adequate night time sleep caused mainly by boring college classes or nothing to do. It is very common to young adults and teenagers.

Please excuse my sleepiness

Sleepiness by SexyPants. April 22, 2011

Smokiness 

To be sexy or hot. Gorgeous.

Man, nobody can resist Sarah's smokiness.

Smokiness by Goldie Overlook April 22, 2011

Absolute-slowness 

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

Absolute-slowness by asteroth February 24, 2010

slowness 

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

slowness by Nameless July 21, 2003

slowness 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body

She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)

slowness by OT herb June 26, 2009

Soponess 

When someone has a -ness after their last name it defines how they are. And not everyone is blessed with the name Sopo. Soponess is an undeniable force that attracts hot men and women from everywhere. Soponess is a smooth operator, it's cool, calm and collective. A man with Soponess has the style of James Bond and a woman with Soponess is the godess of everything. There has been facebook groups named after the word Sopo and those who aren't a Sopo, want to be a Sopo. You must be crowned by a Sopo to be considered to have the aura, the finesse, and the eternal bad-ass attitude of Soponess.

Damn, did you see that guy walk in with 6 hot chicks? He's got that Soponess.

Soponess by Oscar the Otter December 12, 2008