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spoontard 

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.
We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.
spoontard by spoontard March 21, 2009
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Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult
Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.
Spoontagonism by Billious Fog December 14, 2010
–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"
Slootard by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010

spoontaneous 

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)
My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.
spoontaneous by caseybob February 14, 2010
This is the german word for slut. In ancient times, if one was to go to a brothel they would ask for a the finest sloota in the land. She would come with an assortment of chesse and meat.
Dear Diary- "Renner's mom is such a sloota. She slept with Bob Barker and Jay Leno last night."
sloota by Elle Esse July 6, 2007
A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.
"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"
Spoonta by PG November 13, 2003