slooberry 

A girl who makes out with many people but never brings them back for somefun in the sack.

Jessica is such a fucking slooberry, ive made-out with her 7 times and i haven't got any pussy!

slooberry by Tayyyloorrrr June 30, 2006

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

Slobbery Long John by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

schooberry 

Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.

I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.

schooberry by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017

Slapberry 

To use your BlackBerry phone to slap someone near you, preferably using the backside of the phone to hit the cheek of the offender.

John: "Dude, leave me alone or i'm gonna slapberry you."
Dude: "What the hell is slapberry? Bring it on."
(John slapberries Dude)
Dude: "Fuck, didn't see that coming."

Slapberry by Dudeonym December 24, 2009

Showberryness

The particular flavour of shock, shame, guilt and revulsion experienced when you go to sit on a public toilet expecting the kiss of cold plastic, and find it pre-warmed by a pair of unfamiliar buttocks.

Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.

The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.

Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.

Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.

I got pure showberryness in trap 2 earlier.

Showberryness by yonabout June 6, 2011

Snozberry 

A delicious flavour berry only grown in the willy wonka factory, dead dead yummy.

Hey, you want one of my wonka beans? You can have a snozberry one?
hell yeah!

Snozberry by King Loz September 1, 2003

Slobbery Sandra 

'Slobbery Sandra' is a definition of a blowjob. It came up in a Reddit thread on the 3rd of December 2013.

...Just because she once gave me a little Slobbery Sandra does not mean my authority had been undermined...

Slobbery Sandra by Dictator_Piggles December 3, 2013