slondi
a balding man whose forehead is clean and shiney - like it just got waxed. there is still hair, but only on the sides and back of the head.
slondi by R. M. Quick April 5, 2004
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slongin on the long dong
Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
slongin on the long dong by anonymous November 7, 2017
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slondiwe • slondi • Slondile • Sloading. • slowdive • sondico • spondifferous • shondipon • Shondito Tsunami • Slonda
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giving sondies
sondies is the term for 'fingering'.
may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'
term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football
may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'
term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football
"Did u give her some sondies?"
"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"
"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"
"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"
"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"
giving sondies by belterchild December 21, 2009
slowdive
slowdive by shoegazeisnotded June 17, 2020
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