slondi

a balding man whose forehead is clean and shiney - like it just got waxed. there is still hair, but only on the sides and back of the head.

Andy's dad is a slondi.

by R. M. Quick April 5, 2004

slongin on the long dong

Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!

Pure ecstasy..

I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !

by anonymous November 7, 2017

sloading

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

by fx422 October 20, 2008

slowdive

an amazing shoegazing band. like my bloody valentine.

"woah this song is making me sleepy"

by Nick November 20, 2004

giving sondies

sondies is the term for 'fingering'.

may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'

term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football

"Did u give her some sondies?"

"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"

"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"

by belterchild December 21, 2009

slowding

Slow loading internet access on a computer. Combination of slow and loading.

The computer is slowding.

by Martha Gomez August 12, 2007

slowdive

A British shoegaze band with the dreamiest sounds.

Hey, you should check out Slowdive; they're rad!

by shoegazeisnotded June 17, 2020