slomie 

A slow homie

'What took you so long slomie?'

slomie by big zunkie March 17, 2010

Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

slouie 

when 1 gay dude fingers another gay dude and uses his dirty finger to stir his coffee.

Man Louie gives the best Slouie's ever... that southern texas slouie hits the spot

slouie by roadrunner25 October 6, 2010

Snomie 

(noun) A portmanteau combining SNOW and HOMIE, a snomie is one's ski or snowboarding buddy. Snomies can include both inner and outer circles of friends sharing the same love and enthusiasm for snow sports.

GF: Let's go for brunch and antiquing on Saturday!
Me: Can't, babe. The snomies are heading to Mary Jane to shred the gnar.

Snomie by gregor_y March 6, 2017

Sloment 

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

Sloment by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

Slofie 

The reason why technological revolution 3 is will begin. Another one of apples mind numbing creations, now you can click selfies while taking slo-mo videos. Wow, could anyone ever think of something so creative and useful.

1:Hey bro check my new phone
2: I don't know if that's worth a thousand dollars

1: but you can take selfies while recording slo motion videos (slofie)

2: oh damn, it's a steal then

Slofie by praddydaddy September 11, 2019

Slombie 

A Slombie is a hand made patchwork zombie doll created by www.facebook.com/TheCrumbDiaries a mom and son team, Al & Logan. "Slombie" is "Loganese" for Zombie.

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Slombie by LuvLogan August 21, 2013