slowie 

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

slowie by CadillacZach May 25, 2005

slowie 

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

slowie by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

slowie 

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!

slowie by Erin silva July 26, 2006

Slower than guns 

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

Slower than guns by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

slowicide 

To commit suicide passively, via slow self-destruction, i.e., alcoholism, drug addiction, smoking.

The sad person committed slowicide by continuing to smoke and drink despite doctors' warnings that doing so would result in an untimely death.

slowicide by Ann_Hedonia August 4, 2008

Slowmie

These are your homies that are a bit slower, as far as walking speed or getting to places quickly. They’re always distracted by every little thing and it slows them down. Could be your mom, a young toddler, or just that homie that does not walk with a purpose.

We were at Disney World and at first I was a little annoyed with my slowmies really holdin’ me back but then one of the park workers recognized what was up and let us cut to the front of the line, boom. Slowmie advantage.

Bro, you stop for every shiny squirrel and walk slower than molasses. Put some pep in your step, slowmie!

What’s up, slowmie? You ready to just stroll, daze and do your thing? DYSAB.

Slowmie by WordMasterPhlex September 17, 2019

slouie 

when 1 gay dude fingers another gay dude and uses his dirty finger to stir his coffee.

Man Louie gives the best Slouie's ever... that southern texas slouie hits the spot

slouie by roadrunner25 October 6, 2010