slowie

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

by CadillacZach May 25, 2005

slowie

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

by IEatBadgers July 26, 2006

slowie

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!

by Erin silva July 26, 2006

slowy

slowy or slowie is usually a word used to describe people who are dumb or thick or are a bit slow

man 1: the answer is in front of you face you fucken slowy

by zzxy_ June 25, 2018

Slowy

A word used to to call someone slow. Like the opposite of Speedy

Wow he is Slowy

by bagel423 February 23, 2023

slowy

or slowie is a blowjob. This term used by Graduates of Strath Haven High School from about 2000-2003?4, perhaps extending a few years before graduates of 2000.

Yea she gives a sweet slowy .

Nice.

by Dave McCormick December 20, 2007

Slowy

When you’re friend ir spouse is asleep (you may have drugged them with sleeping pills) and you suck their dick. Sleep + blowy = slowy. It has to be consensual.

Dude 1: okay, so imma drug you so I can give u a slowy.

Dude 2: okey dokey. No homo?
Dude 1: no homo

by England_isn’t_my_city September 25, 2018