Sloft Definitions: 1) "The 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo's." 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
I.E. SLOFTED: "The sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in Mexico, missing a kidney."
(alternative uses Slofty, Slofted)
Better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
"I NEED A DOCTOR FOR I HAVE BEEN SLOFTED!!"
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
Enjoy your slofty Sunday morning.
Sloft hearted and hardheaded.
by The slofty Miss O. July 27, 2011
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