softypunch 

:verb; the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

softypunch by sloan huchites April 23, 2011

softypunch 

the act of trying to have sex with whiskey dick because you never dont try you just try to get it in and hope for a miracle

guy1: did u bang that chick last night?

guy2: i was wasted bro, so i had to softypunch her

softypunch by sloan huchites May 8, 2011