slocab 

Some dumpy ass word,meant for a price of shit,low rider.

Hey look over there that's one of those dumpy slocabs

slocab by Mobythicc101 November 10, 2020

Slopabottomus 

The ultimate bottom. Loose hole that has been filled by large cock often.

As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date

Gay Male Friend 1: Hey, you know that guy i hooked up with from grindr last night?
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut

Slopabottomus by duckslikerain April 16, 2013

slocatooty sorfunkded 

to be intoxicated beyond the ability to formulate coherrent sentences

Dingobutt was slocatooty sorfunkded after that party.

slocatooty sorfunkded by Skippitydooda December 17, 2004

slocantrustifarian 

A spoiled middle class white 25-65 year old who has adopted the surface ideals of whatever philosophy or religion or poiltcal flavour of the week is cool and hep. They know little of these ideals below the surfae of them. They will talk fondly of Woody Guthrie or Micheal Frente ideals and yet pay their employees minimum wage or with a basket of food. They dress self-conciously in hemp and dirty but " oh so cool" clothes that they buy in Nelson. They burn their garbage and their fieldsor yards between long rants about the environment, they treat others without respect or trust or love but they smoke so much pot that they truly believe they are enlightened and beautiful and aware people.
They claim to be poor but are often not seen in the colder months of the year because they are in Hawaii or Thailand or Bali.
Hailing from, or at least having a few kids and moving on,these are a Nothern Cousin to the American trustifarian living in the Slocan Valley in B.C.

Q- “Did you see that Slocantrustifarian have a temper tantrum when she couldn't get into the " treat your neighbors nicely seminar? "
A- "No I couldn't, the smoke from her burning green wood and the smell of her burning garbage and the sound of her drunk boyfriend of the week's chainsaw prevented me from seeing that"
-" yeah I hear she's pregnant again "

slocantrustifarian by eriscsnotreallymyname April 17, 2007

slocal 

n. 1. Native to the San Luis Obispo Area.
2. Someone frequenting Cal Poly college locales but not a Cal Poly student or alumnus.

"You're a slocal aren't you? I can tell by the mullet."

slocal by Stephen Metrulas September 22, 2004

shocabra 

The most awsome word ever invented. It means absolutly nothing and yet everything at the same time. Used in situations where something really cool just happened.

Lucky Guy: Dude i smoked a fatty bowl, saw my favorite band play, turned vegan, and got some mad pussy all in one day.

Guys Friend: dude... shocabra!

shocabra by Matthias Bakker November 16, 2006

Slopabottumus 

When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.

Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.

Slopabottumus by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016