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When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.
Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.
by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016
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