Slopabottumus

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When you're drunk and you can't be on top because you have limited motor functions. So you offer to bottom like a starfish.... but then the jackhammering causes sickness... and then shit gets sloppy.

Kelly: SO totally saw that you houdini'd out with that guy last night, did you?.....
Sarah: .... I was a total slopabottumus on that one. I didn't even ask for his number. I just bailed.

Slopabottumus by BlurryFace80 November 14, 2016

Words you can keep

Slopabottomus

The ultimate bottom. Loose hole that has been filled by large cock often.

As seen in william belli's "This boy is a bottom"
"Ass up and pull your pants down"
Wears a jock strap on the first date

Gay Male Friend 1: Hey, you know that guy i hooked up with from grindr last night?
Gay Male Friend 2: Yea, you said he listed as verse right?
Gay Male Friend 1: yea, but that guy was a total slopabottomus.
Gay Male Friend 2: I bet his farts sound like someone blowing air through a donut

Slopabottomus by duckslikerain April 16, 2013

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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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-Ramifications

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“Omg, the ramifications!”
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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