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My sweetest love, you are the most beautiful person, inside and out, that I have ever known. Your kindness, your strength, and your unwavering love have made my life so much richer and more meaningful. I am so grateful for the bond we share, and I feel so blessed to have you by my side. I want to spend every day showing you just how much you mean to me, how deeply I love and appreciate you. You are my heart, my soul, and the love of my life, and l am so excited for the future we will create together. I love you more than words can say.
JayCee is a slobny
slobny by Yours Truly, KG December 2, 2024
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The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.
It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!
Slorny by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008
When you shoot a shot into the trash you yell slobey
"Yo steve, they call me slobey"
Slobey by n,ewkry8ofivdryilherotuw4 January 11, 2019

Sloany G 

A term given to an alcoholic drink which consists of half a pint of cider, half a pint of lager, topped up with a shot of blackcurrant cordial and 2 or more shots of gin. An evoltion of a Snakebite.
I had 10 Sloany G's last night, man I was twisted
Sloany G by Q -- Tip December 18, 2008
Sleepy and Horny at the same time
Babe its late and Im slorny.
Slorny by vladpicachu January 25, 2015

Slobbyist 

Fat, middle aged trolls that hide behind an alias on escort review boards. Their purpose is to insult, defame and harm an adult entertainer’s reputation. Their misogynistic attitude is prevalent in their critically unflattering reviews and board posts.
...a bunch of old fat slobbyists can't even get laid 4-pay have nothing better to do than use TER to whine about others! misogynist board troll
Slobbyist by Sophie4U June 25, 2016

Slobby Howler 

A blowjob except both cry during and after, its a mistake.
I was so depressed last night I gave him a Slobby Howler.
Slobby Howler by Pog Bamba December 3, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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