slobberjack

Getting your dog to slobber on your cock while you jac off

Look at mike he’s doing a slobberjack

by Dildojac May 22, 2018

slumberjack

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.

Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.

by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011

Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.

" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006

slobberwocky

A woman that is both skillfull and overtly experienced in the art of oral sex.

Dude, I bet she's a slobberwocky.

by Ryan Schroer September 7, 2005

Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.

Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

slobbershack

when something is stuck in your shoe. Dont struggle to say "Hey something is stuck in my shoe." Say slobbershack

Ruby: Hey slobbershack
Chase: Oh, I hate when things get stuck in my shoe

by chaseathanas May 6, 2020

Slumberjack

Ejaculating in the middle of the night to relax yourself and bring on sleep.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

by Creamy G April 26, 2010