slumberjack

The act of involuntarily masturbating in one's sleep.
Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.
by Phoster Remingtin September 11, 2011
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slumberjack

I was in the middle of a pleasant dream, when all of a sudden I awoke to find I was getting slumberjacked.
by Biggs9 November 30, 2011
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slumberjack

A girl who figuratively speaking is jacking you off all night but just wants to sleep over aka slumber.
by fatherfrat November 27, 2010
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Slumberjack

A very lazy guy who falls asleep at the slightest availability of comfortable seating position.
" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."
by ShazzSpazz October 28, 2006
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Slumberjacking

Sleeping deeply and snoring loudly (sawing logs). Combines sleeping with lumberjack noise.
Knock loud on the door, the Sofa King is slumberjacking on the sofa.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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Slumberjacked

Gettin your shit stole cause you fell asleep.
Damn, what a night! I got totally slumberjacked! I met this girl in the club and went back to her place and partied till I passed out. But when I woke up I realized I didnt have my wallet or my iphone.
by Timtronic May 07, 2008
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