" Omar is a slumberjack. He falls asleep as soon as he hits the couch......."

Stuart's wife was delighted to find her husband slumberjacking in his hospital bed. Stuart was involved in a horrific traffic accident some months ago and has been in a coma since. And now, what initially disturbed her deeply in their honeymoon bed, gave her hope.

I was wide awake untill I slumberjacked

Melvin: Can you stop slumberjacking already, Johan? We gotta be at the bus station in 10 minutes!

I was in the middle of a pleasant dream, when all of a sudden I awoke to find I was getting slumberjacked.

" Joey was a lumberjack few days ago. Now he is a slumberjack "

I think the only cure for this hangover is a good Slumber-Jack.