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mr.slitwrist 

a nickname to severely offend a suicidal person with "a slit wrist" aka someone who cuts themselves daily
Person 1:"im so depressed ill never find anyone"
Person 2:"yeah ok mr.slitwrist."
mr.slitwrist by carnette September 23, 2023

slitoris 

The "clip-and-blend" of the word "slit" and "clitoris." Used to describe a unworthy or annoying person.
Billy: Did you hear that Bobby wants to hang out with us? What do you think?

Johnny: No way! That guy's a slitoris.
slitoris by hulutitmonger April 26, 2010

shitwhistles 

An expression of displeasure.

Synonym: Shucks
Example: "Adam, it looks like you stepped in dog shit..." "Aww shitwhistles!"
shitwhistles by BBaylor400 July 7, 2008

shitwhistle 

I fucked tonya in the shitwhistle
man that guy is a shitarist
shitarist by coolbill14 October 22, 2009

shitwist 

a shitty twist, a twist or swerve in a plot that is unsatisfying or makes poor logical sense once the initial shock of the twist occurring has worn off
Most of M Knight Shyamalan movies in with a shitwist that make them unfun to watch again.
shitwist by Lupin Saiko April 24, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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