carnette's definitions

Fondescent

A word to describe the "smell of ignorance", or in a case of a situation when someone is getting on your patience due to their clumsyness.
The two meanings have different pronunciations, due to it being that the first is foun-de-scent, and the second one as of fon-desh-ent.

Person 1: What questions did I do wrong?!
Person 2: All of them. You are really fondescent.
Or
Person 1: He's coming towards us...
Person 2: Not him....he's so fondescent.

by carnette February 8, 2024

Sandiggal

A "Sand Monkey", or a person originating from Egypt, or any desert-related countries.
This word is used to insult such people

Person 1: "Get back to picking gold in the Nile, sandiggal."
Person 2: "shut ze fuck up"

by carnette December 15, 2023

nuclearrhea

when you have diarrhea and you are shitting so hard that it sounds like a nuclear bomb just exploded

Person 1: "Holy shit Tim was sharting out his ass real hard in the bathroom"
Person 2: "Yeah i could hear him from two floors away. I'm pretty sure he has nuclearrhea"

by carnette September 26, 2023

deprhungry

when you have the feeling of being depressed but at the same time you are also hungry

person 1: "I feel deprhungry man"
person 2: "wanna grab some starbucks then?"

by carnette September 23, 2023

penis hotdog

when you stick your dick inside hot dog buns and you season it with mayo

Person 1:"you ever tried a penis hotdog?"
Person 2:"NO WHAT THE FUCK"

by carnette September 23, 2023

mr.slitwrist

a nickname to severely offend a suicidal person with "a slit wrist" aka someone who cuts themselves daily

Person 1:"im so depressed ill never find anyone"
Person 2:"yeah ok mr.slitwrist."

by carnette September 23, 2023

otakutard

a term used to describe an anime obsessed retard; usually classified as degenerates

otakutards are the kind of people you'd see ask a makima cosplayer to step on them at a cosplay convention in public.

Person 1: "Zerotwo is so fine bro."
Person 2: "Stfu you otakutard"

by carnette September 23, 2023