slitney

The depressed girl called sydney

When you see a slitney, you should ALWAYS say"I like your cut G"

by Britney spears ghost March 23, 2021

Shitney

The city of Sydney, Australia.

"Yeah, I have to fly from lovely Brisbane to bloody Shitney for a conference"

"I loved living in Melbourne, but got posted to Shitney by work..."

"Canberra always gets bagged out by Shitney residents as they are pissed it got picked as the capital"

by UCJD December 2, 2011

Slutney

Britney Spears evil twin. Sleeps with every guy in town, get's so drunk that she throws up on your car, fondles girls, marries and get's a divorce withing a week, and may not be so inexperienced with drugs. But Britney is not like that, NOOOOOOO... She's a sweet innocent girl who goes to church every sunday, tells young girls not to have sex before marriage, and she EVEN got dumped by Justin (that bastard! How could he!).. While Slutney is the one who exposes her photogenic parts (breasts and pussy) and makes a scene every week just so she can sell more copies. Of course everyone prefers Slutney over Britney.

Parent: It's so sad that every girl wants to be like that ho Slutney Spears.
Slutney fan: Why do everyone hate Slutney? She's so freakin cool damn it!

by wizzard January 31, 2005

Shitney Spears

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.

Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.

by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008

splitney

k fed & britney spears's breakup.

did you hear about splitney??????!?!?!?!?@#?%?#$?%

by Who do you think, idiot? November 12, 2006

Slutney

Britney Spears...because she's a ho.

Did you hear that Slutney got married?

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Shitney

The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.

After eating at Shitney, I imediatly had to hurry back to my dorm where I had explosive diareah from the gut-rot. Guess I shouldn't have eaten today's special...

by Erin August 14, 2003