sleepterbate
sleepterbate by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014
Sleepturbating
The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.
Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Dude: Whaddaya mean?
Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.
Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.
Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009
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sleepsturbate
The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.
Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?
Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.
Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?
Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.
Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.
Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?
Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.
sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010
sleepurbate
The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.
sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005
Sleepsterbation
The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.
Sleepsterbation by Kid Knux June 26, 2006
sleeperbater
one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.
rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
sleeperbater by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005
sleeperbate
sleeperbate by The average human March 2, 2016
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