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sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.
rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
sleeperbater by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005
Words you can keep

sleepurbate 

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.
Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.
sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.
"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

sleepterbate 

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.
sleepterbate by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014

sleeperbate

To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.
I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.

I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.

Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
sleeperbate by sleeperbator January 10, 2008

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.
Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.
Sleeperbating by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

sleeperbation 

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.
I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.
sleeperbation by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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