sleepurbate 

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005

Sleepturbating 

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Sleepturbating by emuishere December 20, 2009

sleepsturbate 

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

sleeperbater by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

sleeperbate by The average human March 2, 2016

sleepdurbation 

similar to sleep walking but masturbating or jacking off instead of walking

i woke up in a sticky spot this morning

you must have had a case of sleepdurbation

sleepdurbation by mountaindewher June 26, 2010

Sleepurbating 

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011