sleepsterbating

The act of masturbating from the minute you wake up just to fall back to sleep once again

Guy 1: why hasn't ethan woken up yet? It's noon
Guy 2: dude you know he's sleepsterbating, he's going to out for a while

by FrostbiteXP November 30, 2015

Sleepturbating

The act of unknowingly masturbating while sleeping, often to the discomfort of your bed partner. Not usually remembered the following morning.

Lady: Sorry I couldn't help you out last night... I had a headache.

Dude: Whaddaya mean?

Lady: Oh, you don't remember? You woke me up three times last night, you were sleepturbating.

Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I had no idea.

by emuishere December 20, 2009

Sleepsterbation

The act of Sleepsterbation is not under much debate. Although some believe it to be a myth, The truth behind the hidden art of Sleepsterbation lies in the cycle of sleep known as "rapid eye movement" (or REM.) While many can not control their physical movement while in this dream state, some "seasoned veteran's" are more adept at controling basic arm movements such as wiggles or sudden jerks. While not actually masterbating, the sudden jerks or wiggling of the arm causes the practitioner to become aroused and have a nocturnal emission.

Most consider it to be nothing more then a wet dream.

Sleepsterbation is a wonderous thing.

by Kid Knux June 26, 2006

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.

Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.

by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

Sleepsterbaiting

When one masturbates while asleep, similar to sleepwalking, only more messy

Bob:"Man, family breakfast was so awkward this morning"
Henry:"Why?"
Bob:"I guess my mom walked in on me sleepsterbaiting again"
Henry:"Wow, even in your sleep your the horniest person I know"

by needledick3000 February 28, 2011

sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep

Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)

by shernanagins March 24, 2012