sleeperbate
sleeperbate by The average human March 2, 2016
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sleeperbate
I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.
I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.
Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.
Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
sleeperbate by sleeperbator January 10, 2008
Related Words
sleepurbate
The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.
sleepurbate by whitebolo January 20, 2005
sleeperbater
one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.
rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
sleeperbater by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005
sneezerbate
the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.
I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.
sneezerbate by psiidagama October 24, 2014
Sleepurbating
Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.
After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.
Sleepurbating by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011
sleepterbate
sleepterbate by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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