sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016

sleeperbate

To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.

I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.

I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.

Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.

by sleeperbator January 10, 2008

sleepurbate

The act of masturbating as to cause loss of stamina and increase of fatigue to induce sleep quickly.

Got a test tomorrow, better sleepurbate.

by whitebolo January 20, 2005

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sneezerbate

the act of inducing sneezing to experience an endorphin high. Can be a religious conservative's alternative to masturbation.

I sneezerbate by tickling the inside of my nose with a q-tip. After about 10 times, my head feels light and endorphin-y. YEAH.

by psiidagama October 24, 2014

Sleepurbating

Verb: The act of masturbating while in the midst of deep sleep. The person is not consciously aware of their actions and thus (whether dreaming about it or not) starts masturbating in their sleep. Similar to a wet dream in that it is completely involuntary and uncontrollable.

After spending the night with my friend, my shorts were soaked. I figured I just had a wet dream, but my friend told me that I woke him up because of my furious sleepurbating.

by MadMaxJewDog September 9, 2011

sleepterbate

Verb: Masturbating while sleeping

Ex: I thought my son was getting into my playboys but then I realized that I just sleepterbate.

by Captive_raptor January 13, 2014