sleeperoni 

A funny way to say "sleep".

stop sleeperoni and gtfo

sleeperoni by waddupppppp December 11, 2017

sleepenis

What famous youtuber ms painter sleepstr calls his pp.

“It won’t just be the two of us in bed tonight, big man sleepenis will be joining us.”

sleepenis by SL420 March 9, 2021

Sleeperunit 

When your boss falls asleep during a meeting and wakes up periodically to contribute to the conversation (usually interrupting the conversation).

Employee 1 - Did you see our boss nodding off in training?
Employee 2 - Yeah, she kept interrupting the conversation, but I guess that's what happens when you're a sleeperunit.

Sleeperunit by lifeduzt May 28, 2010

sepperoni 

Derogatory term/slur used by Europeans (especially Italians) to refer to Italian-Americans in an English-speaking contest. Comes from seppo + pepperoni and is used when Italian-Americans who don't know anything about Italy and actual Italians claim that they're fully Italian and get offended when told they're not Italian if they're from Brooklyn or Chicago. Apparently Americans are super proud to be American but get mad when you say they're not also another nationality smh

*normal conversation between 2 actual Italians from Italy*
Person 1: hey isn't it crazy how everyone outside of Italy just sucks at making pasta?
Person 2: I know, it's crazy. Not even Italian restaurants do it right abroad, it's always too bland or overcooked or the flavors they use make no sense.
Sepperoni: nooooo I can make perfect pasta!!!! I'm Italian just like you guys cause my great-great-grandma came from which is totally an Italian dishSicily and she taught me how to cook perfect spaghetti with meatballs, which is totally a real Italian thing! You boil some water, cook the spaghetti without salt, drain them, put them in a plate and pour the sauce and the meatballs on top! That's Amore! *random hand gestures that make no sense to real Italians*
Person 2: you fucking idiot this is not how to make pasta. you're not Italian at all, you don't even speak the damn language!

Person 1: *interrupts person 2* chill out bro, he's just another stupid sepperoni

sepperoni by choercazzocomenabaguette August 9, 2020

Slenderoni 

A long, small in circumfrence male genital. Somewhat resembling a pencil.

Who drew that slenderoni on the back of my car?!
Someone told me I was a needledick, I corrected them and told em I just had a slenderoni.

Slenderoni by Jooshtin April 25, 2006

sleepruningitis 

A disease for people who run marathons in their sleep.

Ian: "what the hell is wrong with danny?"

Talia: "i dont know"

Sophie: "its ok guys he has sleepruningitis"

sleepruningitis by themassachusettskid December 16, 2011

Sleepernaut 

Kid who thinks everyone on edge is his freind, this is not the truth.

Also has Horrendous grammar.

Fucking sleepernaut, dragging his bad grammar into my thread

Sleepernaut by R February 6, 2005