sepperoni

Derogatory term/slur used by Europeans (especially Italians) to refer to Italian-Americans in an English-speaking contest. Comes from seppo + pepperoni and is used when Italian-Americans who don't know anything about Italy and actual Italians claim that they're fully Italian and get offended when told they're not Italian if they're from Brooklyn or Chicago. Apparently Americans are super proud to be American but get mad when you say they're not also another nationality smh

*normal conversation between 2 actual Italians from Italy*
Person 1: hey isn't it crazy how everyone outside of Italy just sucks at making pasta?
Person 2: I know, it's crazy. Not even Italian restaurants do it right abroad, it's always too bland or overcooked or the flavors they use make no sense.
Sepperoni: nooooo I can make perfect pasta!!!! I'm Italian just like you guys cause my great-great-grandma came from which is totally an Italian dishSicily and she taught me how to cook perfect spaghetti with meatballs, which is totally a real Italian thing! You boil some water, cook the spaghetti without salt, drain them, put them in a plate and pour the sauce and the meatballs on top! That's Amore! *random hand gestures that make no sense to real Italians*
Person 2: you fucking idiot this is not how to make pasta. you're not Italian at all, you don't even speak the damn language!

Person 1: *interrupts person 2* chill out bro, he's just another stupid sepperoni

by choercazzocomenabaguette August 9, 2020

cock of pepperoni

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

ripperoni pepperoni

An expression used to express the most possible grief you can in the most concise amount of time.

Person 1: I just got news that my grandfather just died.
Person 2: Dude, ripperoni pepperoni. I feel so sorry.

by MetroplexPrime96 July 14, 2018

Spicy Pepperoni

A Guy who likes to hang out with his friends at the pool.

Wow! Mr. Ohayon really is a spicy pepperoni.

by Bepis Conke February 28, 2018

rest in pepperoni

Practically meaning the loss of something with lesser or no value.

A: Oh no the mushroom fell off the cliff!
B: Rest in pepperonis.

by Disguyiscray January 17, 2016

pepperoni hotdog

The action of flicking a female’s nipple until they become erect and the proceeding to insert the nipple into the tip of an erect male penis

Dude last night we pepperoni hotdoged with both boobies.

by Tophmister August 15, 2021

pepperoni stack

noun, slang.
A nonchalant reference or nomer for the male genitalia. Commonly used to mask the immediate intention of the reference in the presence of young children.

"When the dog jumped on my lap, he stomped on my pepperoni stack."

by Godulous January 22, 2009