Sleepernaut

Kid who thinks everyone on edge is his freind, this is not the truth.

Also has Horrendous grammar.

Fucking sleepernaut, dragging his bad grammar into my thread

by R February 6, 2005

sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.

rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.

by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.

"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

by The average human March 2, 2016

sleeperbate

To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.

I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.

I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.

Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.

by sleeperbator January 10, 2008

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.

Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.

by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

sleeperbation

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.

I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.

by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014