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sleeperbater

one who rubs themselves in their 'special place' while sleeping. The purpetrator is usually completely unaware of his jolly good time in the morning.
rob: *rub*rub*rub* "ZzZzZzZzZz"
jack: hey everyone look, alan is sleeperbating
everyone: jeez, he's getting more action than a 2 dollar whore.
jack: yep. he's a very talented sleeperbater.
sleeperbater by johnny mackenroe September 15, 2005

sleeperbate

When you go to sleep, wake up in the middle of the night, masturbate, and go back to sleep.
"Man, I couldn't sleep last night, I had to sleeperbate."

sleeperbate

To masturbate immediately before falling asleep; to masturbate in order to fall asleep.
I have ruined my sheets many times because of my sleeperbation habit.

I can't go to sleep unless I sleeperbate.

Sleeberbating stealthily can be difficult if there is another person sleeping in the room.
sleeperbate by sleeperbator January 10, 2008

Sleeperbating

The act of falling asleep when one had previous plans to masterbate.
Everything was going to plan, then I wound up sleeperbating.
Sleeperbating by LolaLovesRed December 2, 2019

sleeperbation 

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.
I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.
sleeperbation by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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