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slazenger’s 

slazenger’s are a type of clothing, known as noncey and normally get made fun of-shildon(bishop auckland)(the scruffs) where them, normal people get embarrassed to be seen in slazenger itself, it’s a logo of a Leopard jumping which makes it very hard to tell if it’s puma or not, you could make it look like your wearing puma instead of slazenger to save the embarrassment
“oh shoot i’m wearing slazenger’s”
slazenger’s by big gypo December 9, 2019
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Golden Slazenger 

When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.
It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!
Golden Slazenger by Jjely90 July 25, 2018

slazenger trackies 

The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's
'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads

slazenger 

Sex Act; Manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva and/or vagina with a partner approaching from the front. The hand, palm up, is placed on the female genitalia to induce arousal using the fingers in a back and forth, rubbing motion. Often times done in public in a discreet manner. Different techniques include the 1 finger, 2 finger, the full count and the hook.
After a few drinks, Dave placed his hand between his date's legs and vigorously started giving her the slazenger right on the dance floor for all to see.
slazenger by The Daley Grimes December 11, 2015

Glittery Slazenger 

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!

scavenger smoker 

One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free
Be Aware of the Following Statements:
"Oh, you guys are smoking, can I get a quick hit of that"
"If I knew we were getting weed I would have thrown down"
"Dude I hard a rough day, just let me smoke"
"Your friend ate some of my cookies, the hell I can't smoke"

All statements popularized by one of my roomates, who is the definition of a scavenger smoker.
scavenger smoker by Kyle coondeezy September 16, 2007

Scavenger Swagg 

Extreme ability to scavenge to benefit thy self. Items being Scavenged can range to some hot pussy, to some dank chicken nuggets from chick-fil-a.
Person A: "Yo man you going to eat all those nuggets?"
Person B: "No man dig in."
Person A: (says to himself) "Scavenger Swagg"
Scavenger Swagg by ScavengerSwagBL October 2, 2011
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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