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Slazengered
Slazengered by QueerAssAlchoholic March 3, 2019
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Golden Slazenger
Golden Slazenger by Jjely90 July 25, 2018
sluzenger
the cross between the brand slazenger and the word slut. mainly referring to a Desmond looking bitch that just rocked up out of the commish (housing commission).
(sluz-en-ja)"that sluzenger wanted a buege (bong) so i slapped dat bitch like a little motha fucka and scored a headjob on tha side"
"Damon Foster, Brodie Gillan and Taylor Brockman had a gangbang with a sluzenger and den she bailed on her bmx at 4 in da morn!"
"Damon Foster, Brodie Gillan and Taylor Brockman had a gangbang with a sluzenger and den she bailed on her bmx at 4 in da morn!"
sluzenger by keda moilan February 28, 2008
slazenger trackies
The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's
slazenger trackies by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015
slazenger’s
slazenger’s are a type of clothing, known as noncey and normally get made fun of-shildon(bishop auckland)(the scruffs) where them, normal people get embarrassed to be seen in slazenger itself, it’s a logo of a Leopard jumping which makes it very hard to tell if it’s puma or not, you could make it look like your wearing puma instead of slazenger to save the embarrassment
slazenger’s by big gypo December 9, 2019
slazenger
Sex Act; Manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva and/or vagina with a partner approaching from the front. The hand, palm up, is placed on the female genitalia to induce arousal using the fingers in a back and forth, rubbing motion. Often times done in public in a discreet manner. Different techniques include the 1 finger, 2 finger, the full count and the hook.
After a few drinks, Dave placed his hand between his date's legs and vigorously started giving her the slazenger right on the dance floor for all to see.
slazenger by The Daley Grimes December 11, 2015
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