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slaunch donkey 

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.
Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey
the act of chugging your drink when someone calls it. Slamming your drink all at once.
Troy: Slauncher!!!
Brian: FUCK, we just chugged a minute ago!!!
Troy: Do it!!!
Brian: If I puke, it is your fault!!
Slauncher by T & B July 22, 2009
The act of shitting all over a wall, toilet seat, dumpster, or other vertical plane.

A favorite act of panhandlers and bass fisherman alike.
Ruben (to a Truckstops of America team member):

"Do you have any showers Available?"

Truckstops of America team member (to Ruben):

"We did but the several guys from the bass tour just slaunched in them. Matter of fact, your friend Clay just slaunched the last one. The showers are all closed for cleaning."
Slaunch by Fuck lasalle February 15, 2021
To slopily or forcibly insert something into something else.
Or slaunch can be replaced with launch at any time.
I slaunched one in her asshole last night!
I slaunched it in her asshole, prior to giving her the angry pirate.
I will slaunch the frisbee 100 yards.

slaunchy 

adv.

Derived from the Italian word 'slaunchio', a term used when describing someone or something as slutty and/or sketchy
The girl that made out with your boyfriend in that alley was soooo slaunchy!
slaunchy by khatch13 October 26, 2011

slaunched 

Being wicked pissen drunk.
Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.
slaunched by Senecal March 13, 2007