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A measure of wine.

When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"

bartender "small or large miss?"

lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"

gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013
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sloppy and large
girls between the ages of 16-19 that are excessively overweight and have bipedal displacement issues, and waddle or spin/turn as they step. but in order to be slarge the girl must be exceedingly obnoxious and annoyingly outspoken. match that with the ignorance and disrespect to sit and wreck peoples couches or chairs or any other thing that their obesity would destroy.
the slarge's total being is so far gone that it affects the shape of sound they form in words, much like the sound of gigantic tubes flayling about with the wind almost whistling through
'SLARGE'
'oooohhh(any obese related stretch or mutation of words, jumbled sentence or sound)'
'oh man, i think slarge is coming, dont let her see us'
slarge by Dominic St. Pierre December 7, 2006
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the size between small and large clothing.
Hey man toss me that slarge shirt, the small and the large don't fit me.
Slarge by austin friend or foe March 6, 2011

Dick Slanger 

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....
Dick Slanger by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
1. Spray or sprinkle
2. Brewing process
Oli roared with all the might of a lion as he violently sparged on the bulbous tittage afore him.
Sparge by Duncolini December 31, 2007
a person who sniffs bicycle seats in women's gymnasiums
Trevor, Hugh and John aspired to be great snargers but they didn't have the credentials to get into the ladies gym
snarger by Pelepo April 20, 2005

Slaggerhoth 

a rather ugly female who is somehow capable of controlling a significant other and consuming all his resources (money, weed, time, etc.) by means of sucking a mean dick.
Man, Mike's really locked down with that Slaggerhoth. He pays her rent, smokes her out AND eats her pussy!!!!
Slaggerhoth by otownsmokedown September 11, 2009
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