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A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.
Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..
slaptop by FactRzerO May 3, 2005
Words you can keep
Slang for a laptop computer with hella good slaps on it. This is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. Slaps+laptop=slaptop
Lets put on some music!
Sure, let me hook up my slaptop
slaptop by valleydro October 27, 2011
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noun

A car with no roof and a bald person driving it.
Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.
Slaptop by digital.sam September 28, 2009

brickie's laptop 

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
brickie's laptop by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

slaytopolis

A word to describe something that is so incredibly slay that it is on parr with a major metropolitan city.
Nolan: Let’s go get some bacon pizza with ranch dipping sauce on the side.

Hailey: Slaytopolis we outtie.
slaytopolis by PizzleRizzle October 3, 2022
A gesture/greeting, giving props to your hommies, commonly used in Rollerblading and other sports

The action includes a low five followed by clenched fists coming together/ tapping.
Steveo: Hey bro I just landed this sick gnarly trick

Phil: Sick

*The Slaptap commences!!
Slaptap by Slaptaper March 25, 2010

Scouser's Laptop

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"
Scouser's Laptop by Buzzy August 13, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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