slaptop

A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

by FactRzerO May 3, 2005

slaptop

Slang for a laptop computer with hella good slaps on it. This is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. Slaps+laptop=slaptop

Lets put on some music!
Sure, let me hook up my slaptop

by valleydro October 27, 2011

Slaptop

noun

A car with no roof and a bald person driving it.

Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

brickie's laptop

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.

Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.

by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017

slaytopolis

A word to describe something that is so incredibly slay that it is on parr with a major metropolitan city.

Nolan: Let’s go get some bacon pizza with ranch dipping sauce on the side.

Hailey: Slaytopolis we outtie.

by PizzleRizzle October 3, 2022

Slaptap

A gesture/greeting, giving props to your hommies, commonly used in Rollerblading and other sports

The action includes a low five followed by clenched fists coming together/ tapping.

Steveo: Hey bro I just landed this sick gnarly trick

Phil: Sick

*The Slaptap commences!!

by Slaptaper March 25, 2010

Scouser's Laptop

A Takeaway Pizza (in box)

"Im just gonna pop out to get a Scouser's Laptop, you comin'?"

by Buzzy August 13, 2006