Slaptop

noun

A car with no roof and a bald person driving it.

Woman 1: Hey look at that red corvette with that sad old bloke driving it.
Woman 2: Oh no - not another slaptop.

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

slaptop

A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

by FactRzerO May 03, 2005

slaptop

Slang for a laptop computer with hella good slaps on it. This is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. Slaps+laptop=slaptop

Lets put on some music!
Sure, let me hook up my slaptop

by valleydro May 31, 2011