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slitoris 

The "clip-and-blend" of the word "slit" and "clitoris." Used to describe a unworthy or annoying person.
Billy: Did you hear that Bobby wants to hang out with us? What do you think?

Johnny: No way! That guy's a slitoris.
slitoris by hulutitmonger April 26, 2010
One whose spiritual traditions are based upon the Sator Square.
The Satorists discern multitudinous ancient cosmologies within their most holy symbol.
Satorist by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

Slapperised

Is to make yourself look like a slapper.
Rachael really slapperised herself by wearing those big fuckin hoop earings.
Slapperised by Manky22 May 28, 2008

Santoristicest 

San-tor-ist-i-cest

Someone who is of low intellect.

Someone who can't understand the simplest of concepts.

Someone who has difficulty performing easy tasks.
Jimmy: "I don't get the big bang theory."
Mark: "Oh my God Jimmy, you absolute Santoristicest."
Santoristicest by Junkuh March 29, 2023

Slaptism 

A Slaptism is when you get Jewish'd by a Shalomander
Yo you're about to get Jewish'd by that Shalomander

OH NO NOT THE SLAPTISM
Slaptism by Shalomander1234 April 13, 2020

saptarishi 

An Ultra Giga Chad who's a frikin Good Womanizer. Usually Saptarishi Comes into new relationships every week and face and face breakups every alternate day.
Priya- you know I broke up with saptarishi Yesterday
poorvi- Is that so I started dating him Today only
saptarishi by anonymous Pedo December 12, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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