slappy jack
where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over
slappy jack by This is the name your February 15, 2026
Sloppy Jack
When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
Sloppy Jack by cannabis420 March 18, 2015
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sloppy jack
Some dietary supplement tend to make the taker excrete their own body fat in liquid form (Britney Spears was rumoured to be a fan). However, unlike spears these fluids can be used for the sole purpose of lubrication of the rectum. Perfroming a Sloppy Jack would be to take advantage of these fluids in the pursuit of back door pleasures
sloppy jack by ManMachine January 24, 2005
Sloppy Jackson
Vaginal intercourse followed by anal intercourse followed by vaginal intercourse and then cunnilungus.
Unbeknownst at the time, the drunken lovers were subjugating the man to the humiliation of a Sloppy Jackson.
Sloppy Jackson by ModusOperandi February 25, 2009
sloppy jackhammer
Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.
sloppy jackhammer by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019
slappyjackle
A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.
Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?
Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."
Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."
slappyjackle by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013
slappyjack
slappyjack by slappyjack February 6, 2009
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