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Definitions by cannabis420

Sloppy Jack 

When a semi-flaccid penis is flung violently in a whip-like motion towards a women's face or genitals, usually causing semen to become airborne.
"How did your date with Brenda go last night?"

"It was nice, we went to dinner and afterwards I gave her a big fat Sloppy Jack. There was semen everywhere."
Sloppy Jack by cannabis420 March 18, 2015

Blunt Rape 

1. When someone runs up on you and tellls you to hit this fat blunt
Paisli- "So i was just sittting on the couch eating cheeetoes, and Zach ran up on me and blunt raped me"
Blunt Rape by Cannabis420 June 14, 2009