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sloppy cock
sloppy cock by dood meister July 19, 2003
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Cock slapy
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Cock slapy by Justin tit February 24, 2019
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sloppy cockle
its when you dip your cock into a bottle of hand sanitiser and then stick it on your girl and make her bounce on it.
sloppy cockle by reclaimedpussy July 13, 2022
sloppy cocked
I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.
sloppy cocked by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008
slappywock
a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?
b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?
c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.
b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.
that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.
congratulations on being a slappywock.
b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?
c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.
b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.
that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.
congratulations on being a slappywock.
slappywock by rain777 December 16, 2008
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