sloppycock
YOU, you sloppycock
sloppycock by halitosis breath June 4, 2003
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Sloppyknocker
The act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. When you get to the doorstep you begin to masturbate and when your getting ready to cum you start knocking on the door. When the person opens the door you ejaculate on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.
Yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol' sloppyknocker.
Sloppyknocker by joindaclub56 December 10, 2011
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slappywock
a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?
b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?
c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.
b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.
that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.
congratulations on being a slappywock.
b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?
c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.
b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.
that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.
congratulations on being a slappywock.
slappywock by rain777 December 16, 2008
floppycock
floppycock by floppycock sde November 24, 2011
sloppyknock
when a person or persons reaches such an uncontrolable level of drunkenness that he/she proceeds to attempt boning any and every girl in the bar, regardless of how rancid, disgusting, or grossly obese she may be
Zach: "Dude, you might to slow down man...whats that? 9 shots already?"
Adam: "I'm alright man, its not like im sloppyknocked or anything"
Adam: "I'm alright man, its not like im sloppyknocked or anything"
sloppyknock by bigpops June 24, 2010
Slopcock
Slopcock by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014
floppycock
The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.
Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.
Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.
Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.
floppycock by matt beast November 10, 2008
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