sloppycock

not able to get an erection. dick is full of jelly often bursts leading to major complications

YOU, you sloppycock

by halitosis breath June 4, 2003

Sloppyknocker

The act of getting completely hammered then stripping down naked and going up to a random persons door. When you get to the doorstep you begin to masturbate and when your getting ready to cum you start knocking on the door. When the person opens the door you ejaculate on them, punch them in the face and leave casually.

Yo brah, last night i got so drunk that i went around my neighborhood and gave some old guy a good ol' sloppyknocker.

by joindaclub56 December 10, 2011

slappywock

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.

by rain777 December 16, 2008

floppycock

When an outcome is extremely disappointing or disheartening.

Jerry, its raining outside, oh floppycock!

by floppycock sde November 24, 2011

sloppyknock

when a person or persons reaches such an uncontrolable level of drunkenness that he/she proceeds to attempt boning any and every girl in the bar, regardless of how rancid, disgusting, or grossly obese she may be

Zach: "Dude, you might to slow down man...whats that? 9 shots already?"

Adam: "I'm alright man, its not like im sloppyknocked or anything"

by bigpops June 24, 2010

Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been blown or involved in penetration.

"Man, that girl was on the rag and didn't tell me. Talk about a slopcock."

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

floppycock

The mood one is in when being in a state beyond ticked, pissed, or irritated. Floppycock is usually insinuated by another individual handing them their ass in a video game - particularly the Halo series.

Mike: What's wrong with AJ?
Joe: Oh, he got his ass kicked in Lockout, he's in floppycock.

Matt: Dude, don't be in floppycock. I was just trying to get you a gig. So what if you need to take your shirt off. It's only acting.
Mike: Fuck you. I'm just not into that. Whatever.

by matt beast November 10, 2008