slappywock 

a)one whom misuses an insult.

b) a noob

c) jon

d) your mom.

a: yes my dear friend, you are a hermaphrodite and always have been. and thankfully, i did not have to google like my poor sister. skiing any time soon?

b:and if you live together why are you asking on facebook if you'll be skiing soon? couldn't you walk the 10 feet to ask her in person?

c: why do you know what she is asking? creeper.

b: um... rain its called reading the comments... i dont believe thats being a creeper.

that makes you a slappywock for misusing the insult.

congratulations on being a slappywock.

slappywock by rain777 December 16, 2008

slappyjackle 

A sexual act in which the flab of the under arm 'slaps' the scrotum of another person back and forth.

Person one: "Dude, how was that chick last night?

Persona two: "She gave me a slappyjackle in the toilet cubical, it felt amazing..."

slappyjackle by Happy Jackle December 3, 2013

slappyjack 

A chump ass jive turkey. A fool who's never going to change. Your tardo roommate. Keyser.

"You slappyjack, scallywag, jive turkey bastard!"

slappyjack by slappyjack February 6, 2009

sloppycock 

not able to get an erection. dick is full of jelly often bursts leading to major complications

YOU, you sloppycock

sloppycock by halitosis breath June 4, 2003