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Seattle Slapjack 

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
Seattle Slapjack by Truckdriver April 14, 2009

slavjacked 

a combination of "slav" and "hijacked"
When a Slavic person eavesdrops on your conversation in your native tongue in a foreign country and then chimes in, disclosing their fellow Slavicness.
A: "Gosh, I just got slavjacked in Lidl!"

B: "I cannot believe this, Slavs are everywhere."
slavjacked by honeyhoop January 17, 2021
The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
Slapjack by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011

Songjack 

After singing a few lines of a song, someone within earshot takes over and sings the entire song louder, with greater enthusiasm, and sometimes with less talent.
I was singing a Beyonce song and got songjacked by my husband!
Songjack by Earth Sojourner April 25, 2019

Swagjacker 

A person who steals somebody's characteristic style.
"That kid said 'radical!' Tim always says that."
"Wow that kid is a swagjacker."
Swagjacker by Teoy December 25, 2009
A very lazy person
Slackjack by mac_munch November 14, 2003