The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
by BWeezyAflo December 18, 2010
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The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.
She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.
by marydelta August 16, 2011
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A hand held batting weapon used in hand to hand combat. Consists of a heavy metal weight and a flat profile handle wrapped in leather. Can be swung in the same manner as a baseball bat.
1.Ricko went and clapped T.J in the dome with a slapjack and split that fools wig.
2. That jabroni Marcus tried me on some shit last night so I hauled off and blasted him in the nads with a slapjack.
by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020
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When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.
My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.
by DErekd June 14, 2018
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Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.
Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe
by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010
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A game in which two people slap the shit out of each other until someone either gives up or dies.
Bro did you hear what happened to Jamal? Apparently his ass lost in a game of slapjack.
by Reckewww01 January 24, 2019
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A "homeless" person who lives on the street.The one with no teeth,dirty as hell,and talks to himself outloud while making no sense at all.Sleeps on a piece of cardboard
In downtown San Francisco,you will see many "slapjacks" on the street during the "wee" hours of the morning.
by Robo93 November 27, 2006
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