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The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
by BWeezyAflo December 17, 2010
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The action of a naked man shimmying side to side, like a washing machine agitator, causing his dick to thwack against his thighs.
She woke to the dulcet sounds of her husband doing slapjacks by the bed.
by marydelta August 16, 2011
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Mixed alcoholic beverage originating in Bellingham, WA. Created by mixing one gallon jug of Carlo Rossi Pisano wine, one bottle MD 20/20 Orange Jubilee bum wine, one bottle Andre Extra Dry Champagne, and one can orange concentrate. Serve luke warm.
Damn Joe, you're fucked up! What did you have to drink? - Jesse
Oh, you know. Just a jug of Slapjack! - Joe
by Sugar Shack Boys March 19, 2010
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The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.
Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.
by steve smithy March 30, 2011
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After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 14, 2008
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When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.
My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.
by DErekd June 16, 2018
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