slavjacked 

a combination of "slav" and "hijacked"
When a Slavic person eavesdrops on your conversation in your native tongue in a foreign country and then chimes in, disclosing their fellow Slavicness.

A: "Gosh, I just got slavjacked in Lidl!"

B: "I cannot believe this, Slavs are everywhere."

slavjacked by honeyhoop January 17, 2021

spamjacked 

When your email/MySpace/other electronic communication account has been hijacked by a virus that then uses your account to send messages to all your contacts, usually to continue spreading the virus, and/or distrubute spam.

Hey man, I didn't think this bulletin from you on MySpace looked legit, I think you got spamjacked.

spamjacked by Mycopheles November 21, 2006

statjacked 

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

statjacked by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

Sajacked

Getting messed over by a incompetent coworker or teammate

I have to work overtime now because Mike Sajacked me

Sajacked by Mike Eddie Jodie October 13, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019