slavjacked

a combination of "slav" and "hijacked"
When a Slavic person eavesdrops on your conversation in your native tongue in a foreign country and then chimes in, disclosing their fellow Slavicness.

A: "Gosh, I just got slavjacked in Lidl!"

B: "I cannot believe this, Slavs are everywhere."

by honeyhoop January 17, 2021

spamjacked

When your email/MySpace/other electronic communication account has been hijacked by a virus that then uses your account to send messages to all your contacts, usually to continue spreading the virus, and/or distrubute spam.

Hey man, I didn't think this bulletin from you on MySpace looked legit, I think you got spamjacked.

by Mycopheles November 21, 2006

statjacked

When a friend hijacks your Facebook and posts embarassing, and usually vulgar, inappropriate, and/or obscene content as your Facebook status. Occasionally the statjacker will post a status dedicated to their own amazingness.

"Dude, since when do you enjoy taking warm cum-filled bubble baths with a dildo up your butt?"
"Oh shit, I just got statjacked."

Facebook Status: "Johnny Jones is LAUREN ERICSON IS SOOOOO AWESOME AND I WANT TO BE HER!!!!!!"

by fb statjacker October 9, 2009

Sajacked

Getting messed over by a incompetent coworker or teammate

I have to work overtime now because Mike Sajacked me

by Mike Eddie Jodie October 13, 2020