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Slagified 

To have very bad sex with a slag (slut)
"God damn it i cant believe that bitch slagified me "
"Damn nigga that sucks"
Slagified by Coriz March 11, 2018

salemified 

The art of downpitching pop songs, putting a couple of heavy synths on it, and mixing it with some heavy warm echoing effects to make it dramatically depressing but joyfull to listen to when you are a hipster.

Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.

Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.
how the critics respond to salemified tracks: "Salem is an example of a shit producer, we as reviewers are jelly that he is semi-populair with downpitching songs, everyone with half a brain can do this! . rating: 1 out of 10"
salemified by anon-chan November 1, 2012

Slayified 

When you slay someone to slay all day and slay all night
Sara: Woah did you see Jungwoo in his Bella costume?

Aya: Yeah!! They really Slayified him.

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.
Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!
salamified by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

Slammished 

When you're extremely hungry and extremely tired
When you arrive in your home and someone ask you:
How it's going?
You say:
I'm slammished (So, you'll eat something and after that sleep)
Slammished by Brazilian1 January 12, 2012

Slashified 

One who has suffered the rath of Slash.
Chelsea was slashified after a long night with Scott.
Slashified by Slash September 16, 2003