slammified

To slamifiy means to slam your massive 18 inch cock into the back of a car under 50 thousand dollars and cum in the exhaust pipe.

I slammified my Toyota Camery!

by slam boca October 1, 2024

Slagified

To have very bad sex with a slag (slut)

"God damn it i cant believe that bitch slagified me "
"Damn nigga that sucks"

by Coriz March 11, 2018

salemified

The art of downpitching pop songs, putting a couple of heavy synths on it, and mixing it with some heavy warm echoing effects to make it dramatically depressing but joyfull to listen to when you are a hipster.

Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.

Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.

how the critics respond to salemified tracks: "Salem is an example of a shit producer, we as reviewers are jelly that he is semi-populair with downpitching songs, everyone with half a brain can do this! . rating: 1 out of 10"

by anon-chan November 1, 2012

Slayified

When you slay someone to slay all day and slay all night

Sara: Woah did you see Jungwoo in his Bella costume?

Aya: Yeah!! They really Slayified him.

by saragossandayathornal January 6, 2022

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.

Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!

by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

Slammished

When you're extremely hungry and extremely tired

When you arrive in your home and someone ask you:
How it's going?
You say:
I'm slammished (So, you'll eat something and after that sleep)

by Brazilian1 January 12, 2012

Slashified

One who has suffered the rath of Slash.

Chelsea was slashified after a long night with Scott.

by Slash September 16, 2003