salemified 

The art of downpitching pop songs, putting a couple of heavy synths on it, and mixing it with some heavy warm echoing effects to make it dramatically depressing but joyfull to listen to when you are a hipster.

Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.

Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.

how the critics respond to salemified tracks: "Salem is an example of a shit producer, we as reviewers are jelly that he is semi-populair with downpitching songs, everyone with half a brain can do this! . rating: 1 out of 10"

salemified by anon-chan November 1, 2012

salamified

To pwn someone so hard in Gears of War, that they revert to a life of solitude and salami binging.

Dude, you should have seen me, I salamified the host with the gnasher shotgun!

salamified by Son of Dick February 3, 2009

Salamafied 

The act of becoming so baked you become trapped within your own mind. The individual will usually become so zombified they become more lost than last years easter egg. Sometimes resulting in the individual demanding salami for sustenance and not shutting the hell up.

Dude...I got salamafied last night. Those edibles were so strong. Wait, maybe it was because I ate the entire carton.

Salamafied by quayside September 18, 2018

safetified 

1. An adjective often describing the mood or conclusion to an episode of human emotions

2. A synonym for 'peace out'

1. "Bruv, what's haps with them fools over there? want me to go say hi wif my gat?"
"Nah bruv, its Safetified, chill."

2. "Alright dude, I'm gone"
"Safetified"

safetified by Omar Davison May 6, 2006

slammified 

To slamifiy means to slam your massive 18 inch cock into the back of a car under 50 thousand dollars and cum in the exhaust pipe.

I slammified my Toyota Camery!

slammified by slam boca October 1, 2024